Michael

A bitch who likes to draw attention to himself by swearing and should be put in the drunk tank for the rest of his life.

You are a bitch, Michael . Go to the drunk tank.and stop smoking weed and sucking cocks.

by Mr.guy person human dude thing January 18, 2017

Michael

Some asshole that steals your bagel

Michael is asshole that steals your bagel

by S10 91 December 19, 2019

Michael

A little bitch who only has contact with human life twice a week

Michael is a faggot

by AnT_Morr November 20, 2016

Michael

Usually an ass hole who is manipulative and will use you and steal from you and lie about it even when all evidence says otherwise. Smooth talker and pathological liar.

I couldn't believe he was pulling a Michael on me the whole time we were together.

by Barry's gal June 1, 2017

Michael

A half asian half white kid runs stop signs and laughs at the word barbeque sauce, and gets saved by the coolest person in the world from a severe car crash.

your being such a michael!

by XxricyxX April 9, 2011

Michael

A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex

That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom

by Harriet Joness September 1, 2013

Michael

A gay Kid with autism who needs even more help cuz he has aids and ADHD

Michael stop fucking that cat

by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 25, 2018