Mexican queefadia

When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it

Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds

by Juanita queefalot April 4, 2011

Mexican Sky

The act of getting oral sex while looking up at the sky. This can be enhanced by either smoking a blunt or drinking tequila.

A girl getting oral and smoking a fatty while shes standing up looking up at the empty mexican sky.

by free 99 channel January 23, 2010

Mexican Campfire

Male masturbation where the penis is doused in hot sauce and placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.

Jose performed a Mexican Campfire when he ran out of lube.

by G$G September 2, 2019

Mexican Butterfly

When you "finish" in a girl's eyelashes

Yeah, he gave me the Mexican Butterfly, but I secretly liked it.

by AustinSmith53 October 26, 2015

Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.

We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010

mexican playground

The toy section at goodwill.

"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."

by LongJohnMcDickBelch January 2, 2014

mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.

A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"

by the.retorik April 24, 2021