A celestial being capable of destroying the entire multiverse by just thinking about it, a being so immensely powerful that it cannot grow weaker despite age. A being so absolutely woke that it cannot even conceptionlise sexuality or genders. A celestial being that can memorize the first 100,000 digits of pi, a being that can commit tax fraud and destroy the economy without them knowing a single fucking thing of it, a being so fast that whenever he has sex he can impregnate 2073 individuals by just 0.79 seconds. A being so attractive that it makes Chad look like the weakest individual on the planet.
In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.
In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.
Pope: Let us pray now, brothers.. pray that he is watching... pray that our lord Pepsi man is watching... pray that he will give us strength, knowledge, and freedom. Let us pray, my brothers!
Pepsi Man: the fuck they doing over there.
Pepsi Man: the fuck they doing over there.
by BruhReallyMakingMeActUp March 02, 2021
1) A person who acts all high and mighty, but is actually weak-willed and pathetic in reality.
2) A sorry excuse for a man, one who acts smug and in-control, but is actually a wet napkin.
3) A fake person, when put under pressure or are called out they seem to crumble.
2) A sorry excuse for a man, one who acts smug and in-control, but is actually a wet napkin.
3) A fake person, when put under pressure or are called out they seem to crumble.
Don't listen to him, he is a paper man through and through
Greg thinks he's king of the world, but everyone knows he's actually a paper man
Greg thinks he's king of the world, but everyone knows he's actually a paper man
by Definitely Not Weed September 19, 2017
(The repo man/women who recovers autos for financial institutions because of unpaid delinquent debt.
Hey WAKE UP Billy the snatch man is hooking to your pick up truck!! ( this usually happens in the early morning hours-3a.m. To 5.am)
by Ldogg6700 November 09, 2013
Of the highest class; classiest of all.
The embodiment of a classic in the flesh. To be a Classic Man is the highest honor one may obtain in a society. A women may not become a Classic Man refer to Fox
The embodiment of a classic in the flesh. To be a Classic Man is the highest honor one may obtain in a society. A women may not become a Classic Man refer to Fox
by Forgiven Studios April 03, 2020
pictures or situations in manga and anime that involve men and are used to excite female of gay male viewers.
bob: "did you see the man service in that bishonen anime where those two guys accidentally kissed?"
jill: "yeah that was totally man service"
jill: "yeah that was totally man service"
by manservice August 23, 2009
A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
by Rono January 15, 2007
A female who will do anything for her man even though it makes her look stupid.
Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.
Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.
Samantha: damari cheated on me again
Danielle: you better not take him back
Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye
Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown
Danielle: you better not take him back
Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye
Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown
by jazzy_vilar September 22, 2018