mind fuckboy

When you have a mutual attraction to someone but there's so many mind games being played that a relationship never becomes established. Never actually hook up.

"He told me he felt the same way I did after I was already over him, what a mind fuckboy."

by Sometimesmybraindoes March 2, 2016

mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...

That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...

by Ham face July 18, 2020

Mind Fuggler

A man in a tight speedo and a mask that the naked eye cant see.

The defiler of heads and the fuggler of thoughts.

I was in the park the other day and I saw the mind fuggler, humping everyones head.

by Gizzly Adams November 21, 2010

Ascended Mind

When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.

Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.

by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011

Mind Dumpin

When you cant think or work because you have to take a huge shit, but you cant get up off your chair.

pete's been mind dumping all day and hasnt done anything.

by spynyc July 29, 2016

Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023

Majima Mind

A heightened sense of being

That guys got majima mind

by C00LG8Y July 10, 2021