lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 27, 2014

Lone Coward

A person, often mentally unstable, who acting alone commits a violent or terrorist like act.

Did you hear about that guy who killed the soldier on Parliament Hill? Yeah, what a Lone Coward!

by Blair&Zac October 24, 2014

show-loning

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.

I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.

by That_ATLien December 9, 2016

Lonely Depot

Some bitch on the internet who is called a trap for sounding like swagger souls even though she’s a girl.

“Hey you know Lonely Depot?”
“You mean the one who can’t play Fortnite for shit?”

by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019

lonely depot

An inside place where only the loneliest of lonely people to meet.

“Are you going to the Lonely Depot on Saturday?”

by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019

Lonely Up

Just like a regular upgrade, but it's by itself

"That went from naked to a lonely up real quick, someone get that foo a savings guide or we all gon go broke"

by BTalent November 7, 2019