the letter-curse

the letter-curse is a curse where a girl tends to kiss with boys who shares the same first letter in their last name.

"look at that girl kissing with Johnny Berg"
"yesterday she kissed Christian Bannister"

"she must be suffering from the letter-curse"

by Derrick Denmark July 25, 2014

Letter you out

When someone tires you out by using letters or words. Often in the form of a strongly worded letter.

"Did Ivana letter you out yesterday?"

by lucidlurkkk November 11, 2021

send a letter to Congo

Take a shit

I gotta send a letter to Congo.

by osky152 February 3, 2023

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Exclusive letters

Y-A-D-F-K-X-C-V-M
Are exclusive letters just because i want them to be.

“Dior is a nice word.”
“Yes, D is such an exclusive letter!”
“I’t a part of the exclusive letters group that maria just made”

by Mariasandbu May 22, 2022

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

big letter syndrome

Capitalizing random words in The middle of the Sentence. Often done Unconsciously.

My English teacher Thinks that I have big Letter syndrome. I have No idea what She is talking about.

by ManMan36 May 13, 2016