cat land

The area where cats come from. It is inside a "box". And can oly be entered through your cats litter tray, hence why they spend so much time there.
It is a very good place to be...
My cat wot let me go to cat land :(
by Sammyzecatking1 July 12, 2009
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kiss land

One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)

Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust

12. Odd Look
by Bleach Drinker July 07, 2017
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Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
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Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
by Halfmoonspectacles July 16, 2017
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Gancho land

Gancho land is a type of authentic Burrito
Gancho land Burritos are the best
by R-WAK January 26, 2023
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Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.
Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.
by hawke4me May 25, 2020
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Land Pirates

A term given to members of the travelling community in Ireland. This term is derived from the similarity between them and actual pirates, the main difference being that they are on land.
Scorp the bad Land Pirates robbing the fein!!’
by boo earns!! March 25, 2009
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