Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied

"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"

by F1ange October 31, 2013

Shamrock Lung

An acute but deadly medical condition wherein one's lungs are saturated in jizz, jizzum, knucklebabies or splooge (correct technical term in Europe and Asia minor). Termed shamrock lung do to the jizz attaching to the lungs eppiphillii in clusters of 4. When the afflicted person speaks, air is entrained causing the cluster of four sploogum to bubble and pop; resulting in a definitive milky white shamrock pattern.

Common misconception he did not die from the gerbel in ass, it was actually the shamrock lung that got him in the end.

by Shamrocklung 1 October 15, 2018

Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.

That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!

by Biggbootyboy June 9, 2020

Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021

lung rockets

cigarettes

i need to identify the times of the day where i most enjoy firing up lung rockets in order to quit smoking.

by killacamdipset May 8, 2014

lung bunny

A wad of sticky sickly sputum from a productive cough.

"I'm illin, brah, and I just coughed up a lung bunny"

by oldbrainfart November 26, 2013

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022