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by I DID A THING, BRO!! March 7, 2016
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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let the karma deal with the drama

Romanian saying about dealing with situations that cause drama, but are not in ones complete control to solve.
one says: "I really hate my neighbourhood. I wonder if I will ever find a new place to move away from there."
one answers: "I'm sure it will work out somehow. let the karma deal with the drama!"
by Chirita June 9, 2018
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Karma

When you do something good/bad so life does something good/bad back
Person 1: I kicked *Person*'s leg and then I got stung by a wasp.
Person 2: Ooooo, Karma.
by Code_Red_Panda September 9, 2021
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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Karma

So bad of luck you could just make her cry
by Karma Dreamurr October 2, 2017
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j-hope karma

When clowns come for j-hope and eventually get exposed, proven wrong, or dragged by reality itself. The universe has a full-time job handing out L's on his behalf.
The fan-made touring account reported the wrong HOS tour data… and j-hope karma eventually got them canceled.
by cyb3rpunkt August 16, 2025
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