dusty keyboard

The act of "fisting" someone while wearing a used and previously discarded latex glove.

She had a very kinky past so I figured she would eventually want to try the old dusty keyboard.

by Totsally April 10, 2015

Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015

My Keyboard

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GOD DAMNIT MY BASE GOT BLOWN UP!! AAAA `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:’”zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?€£¥§…😀😃😄😁😆🥲🤣😂😅🥹☺️😊😇🙂🙃😘🥰😍😌😉😗😙😚😋😛🧐🤨🤪😜😝🤓😎🥸🤩🥳😟😔😞😒😏😕🙁☹️😣😖😭😢🥺😩😫😤😠😡🤬🤯😱😶 🌫️🥶🥵😳😨😰😥😓🤗🫡🫢🤭🫣🤔🤫🫠🤥😶🫥🙄😬😑🫤😐😯😦😧😮😲😮 💨😪🤤😴🥱😵😵 💫🤐🥴🤢🤕🤒😷🤧🤮🤑🤠😈👿👹💀👻💩🤡👺☠️👽👾🤖🎃😼😻😹😸😺😽🙀😿😾🫶🤝🙌👐👏🤲👍👎👊✊🤛🤟🫰✌️🤞🤜🤘👌🤏🤌🫳👇👆👉👈🫴☝️✋🤚🖐️🖖💪🫱🫲🤙👋🦾🖕🦿💄💋👂👅🦷🫦👄🦻👃👣👁️👀👤🗣️🧠🫁🫀👥🫂👶👧🧒👩 🦱👨🧑👩👦🧑 🦱👨 🦱👩 🦰🧑 🦰👨 🦰🧑 🦳👩 🦳👱 ♂️👱👱 ♀️👨 🦳👩 🦲🧑 🦲👨 🦲🧔 ♀️👴🧓👵🧔 ♂️🧔👲👳 ♀️👳👳 ♂️🧕👷👷 ♀️👮 ♂️👮👮 ♀️👷 ♂️💂 ♀️💂💂 ♂️🕵️🕵️🕵️👩 ⚕️🧑 ⚕️👨 ⚕️🧑 🍳👩 🍳👨 🌾🧑 🌾👩 🌾👨 🍳👩 🎓🧑 🎓👨 🎓👩 🎤👨 🏫🧑 🏫👩 🏫👨 🎤🧑 🎤👩 🏭🧑 🏭👨 🏭👩 💻🧑 💻👨 💻👩 💼🧑 💼👨 💼👩 🔧👨 🔬🧑 🔬👩 🔬👨 🔧🧑 🔧👩 🎨🧑 🎨👨 🎨👩 🚒🧑 🚒👩 🚀👨 ✈️🧑 ✈️👩 ✈️👨 🚒🧑 🚀👨 🚀👩 ⚖️🧑 ⚖️👨 ⚖️🤵🤵 ♀️👰 ♂️👰👰 ♀️🤵 ♂️👸🫅🤴🥷🦹🦹 ♀️🦸 ♂️🦸🦸 ♀️🦹 ♂️🤶🧑 🎄🎅🧙 ♀️🧝 ♂️🧝🧝 ♀️🧙 ♂️🧙🧌🧛 ♀️🧛🧛 ♂️🧟 ♀️🧞 ♂️🧞🧞 ♀️🧟 ♂️🧟🧜 ♀️🧜🧜 ♂️🧚 ♀️🧚… My Keyboard blew up..

by DevRH January 13, 2023

keyboard warrior

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life

2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in

person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then

by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022

Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.

Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.

by sleepymf November 3, 2023

keyboard

clicky clicky you needed it to search this clicky clicky

i like my keyboard

by clicky clicky April 20, 2022

Keyboard Jihading

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.

We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.

by GOC_Memes February 17, 2024