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Dirty karl jacobs

The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself
"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."
by KARLS_MONSTER_CAN September 4, 2021
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hot karl nachos

when a man shits on another man's chest and then shouts "nacho! nacho!" while dipping tortillas chips in the steamy pile.
i hot karl nachoed nishant last night
dobbs is the HKN king
nate gave me hot karl nachos for dinner
by Mike Moseley December 24, 2008
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theo karl raeken

theo karl raeken: was unfortunately gifted the middle name karl
by weirvibes June 28, 2021
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The Karl Englen effect

The effect where a male above the age of consent does sexual deeds on a individual under the age of consent.
This is usually followed by a phrase along the lines of "love is love".
Tony is cursed by The Karl Englen effect
by Englen_luv3r_08 February 15, 2022
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karl jacobs hater

"Hi im a karl jacobs hater and-"
"so your a dick?"
by ellis2cool September 8, 2021
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Real Cold Karl

so your fucking a girl in the ass right? meanwhile you shit on a plate and stick it in the freezer. then when u are tired of sex and/or your dick is red from abrasion, you proceed to extract the frozen log from the freezer and shove it up the woman's ass until it eventually thaws
"i had some corn to eat last night and my "Real Cold Karl" on susy was kinda of lumpy but she still enjoyed it"
by gatorman245435 April 1, 2008
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hot karl

a over zealous fat obese douche bag who scampers around lowell swindling shit and eating donuts...also known as "Hot Karl" or hotness..aka gayness...biggest hoodrat around
Frugal:Yo have u seen hot karl?
Dennis: Nah that Hot Karl got his ass whipped last week for stealin some donuts from down the street.
by helga G. February 8, 2009
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