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Jordan

A weird nerdy person who loves reading and crushes on every person of the opposite sex they see
Jordan's such a nerd, she's always in her fucking room reading
by Nerddd July 27, 2015
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Jordan

I don’t like Jordan
by 45678p November 13, 2018
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Jordan

The female meaning for Jordan means that they are outspoken but brave, passionate and kind hearted.

Always prepared to fight for what they believe in.

The modern day male Jordan is normally a spoonfed looser that lives at home with his parents until the age of 59.

No ambition to progress in his career, useless with the ladies.
"wow, I can't believe she said that. She's such a Jordan"

"do you know if Jordan is coming out tonight? "

"Nah his still at work washing dishes"
"Typical Jordan"
by MondayGrogBog October 25, 2017
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Jordan

A small ugly man that would swap his anal viginity for a spunky flip-flop
You fat cunt jordan
by Ashtonladd November 9, 2015
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Jordan

a slightly color blind queer- acting male, with clinical depression due to the recent diagnosis of AIDS and having the shame of a barbie sized penis
A: Hey you! what color is that poster?
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.
by Radio james January 18, 2008
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Jordan

Jordan is a vein person who acts modest but never truly is. He has a lot of friends and most are girls as he is a player at heart, always switching between them.

He is not loyal and uses people only when he needs them. He is an outgoing and fun loving person who enjoys popular music and follows the trend, never setting his own style.
He's such a "Jordan
by BlackHalo January 23, 2011
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Jordan

jawr-DAN
-verb
To be, or the act of being unfocused, unattentive, spaced-out, day dreaming, forgetful, ditzy, and a little bit lost and confused. Also, having the signs of early dementia or Alzheimers. Seeming to have ADD but isn't yet clinically diagnosed with the disorder due to either laziness or because they have forgotten that they may have it. Most likely the latter. In short, being a blonde.
Mrs. Gall always yells at that girl for jordaning during math class.
by Mary Whana February 14, 2010
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