Jessica’s

Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)
“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”
by Michelleica_0811 November 23, 2021
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jessica

slim thicc legend periodt. can get that DICK. probably a thot at heart but is really genuine. also might have a daddy kink but we don’t talk about that
person 1: damn jessica is fine
person 2: ik
by sexcgorl99 November 26, 2019
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jessica

jessica is the most rudest girl i have ever met and can switch her emotion on anyone from time to time for no apparent reason and is a hoe. not trying to call anyone out but jessica nguyen is so mean to me and also is hating on me but we r considered “friends” even though i don’t have any because i am a loner that only talks to ppl that r in my cult and jessica’s just get me mad because they hurt everyone. they also have different emotions in different gps. jessica’s were also the reason of the jfk assassination. ALL jokes aside. jessica’s suck PERIODT
jessica kills ppl souls for fun.
by uwuwuwu2.0 December 29, 2019
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jessica

sexy girl,pretty girl,perfect firl,mean girl,and a slut
jessica:all of this is true
by jessica name meaninf September 5, 2016
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jessica

jessica is a very pretty girl but... she will take your mans and run wit him she is a bitch and only cares about her self she, will make any drama up for attemtion so if you come across a jessica tht calls herself issabella RUNNNNNNN
girl 1: omg i think were gonna get together

jessica/issabella: yea but he snaps me alot and he calls me cute 😚
by jaocklyn diaz December 15, 2019
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jessica

a girl with bladder problems and is trans
by ashlynn is an dumbass January 15, 2020
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jessica

A extremely short girl that might fit in your pocket
That girl is so short she might be a jessica.
by hand guy November 8, 2018
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