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jared

my brother who is loyal and loving and helps everyone in need
by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019
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Jared McKenny

An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx
by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023
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Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
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Jared

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...
by lordofthegays September 17, 2022
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Jared

The most bestest boy to ever exist. He’s handsome and funny and will always be loyal to the one he loves.
Jared is so cute
I wish I had a Jared
by Sussybaka0 July 24, 2022
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Jared

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents
Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.
by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022
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Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No....it’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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