Crackalie jans

A methed out junkie dog wanted in most of south Gippsland. Will suck any cock for rock. Always found in a hottie roarting locals
Did you know Crackalie jans is found in your local meth den with 20-50 men at a time
by Mrjesusmum November 20, 2023
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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.
by gabsyy January 08, 2025
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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte
by gabsyy January 08, 2025
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Jan odonnell

She's hot. Juggy mom with a big Ole butt!

Looking for a BBQ to join.
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Jan 7

On January 7 the wishing children are born. Near 10:00pm many children were born in the Generation Z and 40% of them miraculously predicted/wished/sighted the future of present without actually being within the perimeter of the event. Research has been found that apparently 7 was a lucky number in many countries and religious beliefs.
Jan 7 / January 7, from 1997-2012 40% of children are wishing children.
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Jan-zone

Its even worse than being in the friendzone
Dude 1: hey bro did she friend zone u?
Dude 2: no even worse i got jan-zone
by Thomasvgp November 05, 2018
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Mack Janning

He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.
That’s a Mack Janning
by Ruene October 22, 2017
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