jakes

urban slang for a federal agent

Nitti, you best ta break ike, the jakes
is on they way!

by Ike Nephsson July 29, 2003

jake

is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..

have you seen kristen's jake?

by kristen.carter.26 December 16, 2008

jaked

To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.

Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.

by Dillon Robert November 7, 2015

jakes

1.A street slang for pigs , feds,or any other kind of ilumminati driven snakes.
:Derived from the bull shit T.V show about Dumb pigs entitled: "JAKE and The Fat Man"

*Example:taken from "Track 20" on Killarmy's (2003)album"Fear,Love,& War"

Here comes the JAKES red alert; They got trampled on; A COP lost one arm; Kilarmy still live on stage during Red Dawn; Hey yo where's the obsticle, anythings possible; Allah sees everything kid, check the optical.

by Gggg G-Unit December 3, 2003

jake

The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy

Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...

by jjmcphee007 April 17, 2009

jake

an extremely hot, sweet, nice, irresistable guy that will do anything for the one he wants. He also has the hottest body in the whole wide world and is very fuckable.

Omg! Look at that guy over there, he is such a jake!!

by rockmonstaaah June 17, 2008

jaked

v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get fucked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.

yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)

by aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii November 6, 2008