jake

legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.

jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.

by MrCub3r May 24, 2021

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022

jake

a good friend at times but can stab you in the back and become a man whore

the boy jake made a lot of girls cry.

by nicegirl124 December 15, 2014

Jake

One who is into beastiality, referberly dolphins

bella: what was your favorite sexual experience
Jake: oh man those dolphins man they know how to satisfy jake

by 090860 May 10, 2011

jake

A born King or other high monarch. (monarch Latin: monarcha (mono: "one/the best of all" + arch "chief" + a "hAte for hAters") which referred to a single, at least nominally, absolute ruler)
He is born that way. Its not his fault that he is mightier than you. A person that doesn't accept his greatness is generally referred to as a faggot or cunt. His leadership is bringing mankind back to light.
Even though he really hates you for being a homo you just can't but love him because of his stupid offending jokes.
He would always stand up for his mates with his "I don't give a f*ck-face" and being good cunt all the time.
Better knee down when you meet him as this is the only proper way to show him your submissiveness and the right height to suck him off.

You get to experience a higher purpose of life following your leader, jake.

by randomcunt July 8, 2012

Jake

jakes an asshole who breaks peoples hearts. he may be sweet, but he will break you into a million pieces. stay away from them.

Jake just broke up with me in such an asshole way.

by beeflover1234566 June 24, 2014

Jake

A super uncool person that could never be as cool as AnnaBeth.

Hes such a jake, but at least he isn't a braydon.

by HelloKitty2323 December 8, 2011