anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

incentify

v 1: the act of motivating someone to acheive a desired result syn: induce, cause ant: inhibit 2: to implement a method of payment (or other remuneration) to employees as a means of increasing output syn: reward

Middle English, from Late Latin incentvum, from neuter of incentvus, inciting, from Latin, setting the tune, from incentus, past participle of incinere, to sound : in-, intensive pref.; see in-2 + canere, to sing; see kan- in Indo-European Roots.

We will incentify the sales force to increase revenues with a new commission program.

by Bernard F. Czerwinski May 16, 2006

intentioning

Term coined by modern self-help and "life coaching" advocates to describe the process of mentally focusing on and visualizing what you want to achieve or attain, which will purportedly make it so. Pretty much the same thing as "The Secret's" "Law of Attraction", or the old "Power of Positive Thinking."

Instead of exercising regularly and losing weight, Sarah was convinced that simply intentioning the perfect body she desired was all that was necessary.

by Bob Egland November 16, 2007

inventitude

The use of a confrontational tone in order to discourage others from questioning lies one has just invented.

Hey John, we’ve been waiting for an hour. Why were you so late?

Ughhh! what is it about... a .... a scooter fire that you don’t understand? Do you even know how to read?

Don’t take that inventitude with me! I didn’t make you late...

by hngryDaVinci September 14, 2010

We just invented the Internet!

An exclamation said after a great idea or plan is thought of, indicating that something big is about to happen. Often times with a dramatic pause after "Oh my god..." or "You guys..." to gain maximum audience.

Oh my god... We just invented the Internet!

by kcnovA23 July 23, 2010

inverted Pretentite

someone who eats both pretentious snacks, and non pretenious snacks

i am having asparagus, then going to the cinema to have nachos with plastic cheese, that means i am an inverted pretentite

by searsy79 June 3, 2009

Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.

Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.

by Shawarma123456765432 January 28, 2010