Gd Morn

Slang term for good morning on S and S farms in Reydell, Arkansas.

Tugs told Ricky gd morn when he showed up for work.

by Truck 1 November 17, 2020

Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019

Morning move

The act of taking a massive dump as soon as you wake up

Craig : hey man let’s go to the gym

Phil: it’ll be a minute bro ,still haven't made my morning move yet

Craig : ok man I’ve made mine already

by Thach0s3n0n3 June 17, 2019

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

morning wettie

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.

by Hetril August 12, 2016

morning rope

when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.

george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.

by beevisandbutthead December 8, 2009

Morning Mald

The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.

Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.

by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023