I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

True. Turn green with envy and bow down. RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there

by WorseThanHitler December 11, 2020

I’m sorry

What happened;
-schizotypal perSonality disorder
-all I want is you NOW
-haus for sale
-I’m a broke bitch who running out of money
-major depression
-listening to all the wrong ppl. Aka my mom

-our number (mine) got disconnected bday dates very sad it was significant

-What is life
-it’s getting hard to live
-why did you leave me
-depression still kickin my a
-bedridden

-empty consciousness

-body image issues I don’t feel sexy

-about to start self harming

-due to separation anxiety

-hospital bed awaits me
-what is wrong with me why can I never get it right

-feeling trapped and locked out
-never got help

-i need you to be my therapy
-distance kills
-Idk what happens next

-feeling like a burden to disclose my truths
-things have not been good

I’m sorry Idk how to text/communicate

Saddened by the misinterpretation; instant messaging gives me anxiety I was so happy that you replied Idk what to say didn’t want to say the bad things that happened to me. Still in recovery

by Comeback2meLoVeMeNoW April 22, 2021

I’m just a girl

An invalid excuse used by the female gender, particularly by those with no sense of accountability for their actions. Use of this term may also indicate parental issues.

“Why the hell did you lead him on for months knowing you didn’t want a relationship?”

“I’m just a girl.”

by Billy Sane April 12, 2024

i’m a potterhead.

for all the potterheads who want this on a mug.

I really want the i’m a potterhead. mug!

by jackypp May 15, 2022

I’m shudeen

The meme page with the best shite and fire af jokes a meme page on instagram u should be following

Yo I just got an ig
Yoooo bro u gotta follow I’m shudeen

by I’m not shudder March 3, 2018

I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

If I’m down and you’re up

If one is down bad and another is up in a moment the one that happens to be down will be honest about wanting to sabotage the others success. Used to honest about the despicable way you may act in any given situation.

A phrase coined by Nate.

“He’s scared I might try to take his girl if we stay friends and all I could say is if I’m down and you’re up”

by Wavynaps March 30, 2022