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How Big Is Your Penis?

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?
by The B Master March 20, 2011
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how to make your dick big

how to make your dick big is for chumps
by jbsduhdsuv February 5, 2017
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How to kill yourself

Don't do it. Life is difficult but you'll make bub <3 your enough and amazing! You dont need to try to be enough because you've always been enough : I love you
Person 1: I looked up how to kill yourself last night
Person 2: you can always reach out to me, your so important and matter
by :]]]]]]]] October 16, 2020
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how to fix your life

Bitch you cant (Trust me i tried). So go back to your room, catch up on all your missed Netflix Shows and cry (with some junk food... and maybe a dog. YOU CANT FIX YOUR LIFE. LIFE IS LIFE AND I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY :) (actually crying inside) :(
How to fix your life.

Bitch you cant fix your life.
by sad???????? July 18, 2018
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How I Met Your Mother

A show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.

The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!
by Robert Macgillicuddy November 25, 2011
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How I Met Your Mother

Puke-worthy show about five adults who dick around and whine that their lives suck, despite living in an apartment in New York approximately the size of the Taj Mahal. Packed with cheap laughs and lazy storytelling to keep you strung along until nine seasons later when you realize it was all horseshit.
Typical How I Met Your Mother scene

Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
by IdiNaHui January 12, 2016
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How to make your parents proud

You probably just made your parents upset or mad and searched this up just so you don't feel disappointed anymore, I feel ya.
My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.
by 2021AA January 16, 2021
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