Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
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Person 1: I looked up how to kill yourself last night
Person 2: you can always reach out to me, your so important and matter
Person 2: you can always reach out to me, your so important and matter
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The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!
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Typical How I Met Your Mother scene
Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
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My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.
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