hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2

dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE

by porkhooker June 6, 2017

Hooker shame

Hooker shame is a cold sore.

Look at the hooker shame on his lip.

by Davc1 November 1, 2017

rusty hooker

A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust

I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker

by Illiteratedylan March 10, 2018

hooker orange

when a woman's spray tan goes horribly wrong .

Matt:"jeez Phil look at that girl"
Phil:"yeah Matt shes got that hooker orange look"

by tristan.dick February 16, 2018

hooker-antics

Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.

He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.

by mmeez January 26, 2020

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

by Tremb1es April 7, 2020