Soot Hooker

Truck slut with exquisite taste, fucks everybody with a diesel pickup. Usually found drunk as a skunk at the local mud bog.

Bailey's dad told him to stay away from those no good soot hookers, but Bailey drives a duramax because it's country and his dad just doesn't seem to understand.

by Sendit408 April 22, 2017

hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2

dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE

by porkhooker June 6, 2017

Hooker shame

Hooker shame is a cold sore.

Look at the hooker shame on his lip.

by Davc1 November 1, 2017

rusty hooker

A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust

I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker

by Illiteratedylan March 10, 2018

hooker orange

when a woman's spray tan goes horribly wrong .

Matt:"jeez Phil look at that girl"
Phil:"yeah Matt shes got that hooker orange look"

by tristan.dick February 16, 2018

hooker-antics

Shady or scandalous antics that are often typical of hookers.

He always fucks with hookers. When they roll him he acts shocked as if he's new to their hooker-antics.

by mmeez January 26, 2020

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020