New hat

A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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Top: "I see a new hat ninja with a blue flag"

by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022

Rick hat

Another name for a cabbie hat, the one those weird fucks named Rick usually wear when they start going bald.

Rick hat spotted at 12 o clock, bet that dudes bald as fuck.

by digitalr0nin January 10, 2020

boss hats

Elementary level slang term for "Ball Sack".

Ouch! Jenny just kicked Jack-o in the boss hats for taking her apple at lunch!

by tickleman March 15, 2019

Pokey hat

To have a sharp defecation after a curry and a beer.

Gale had to drop and knock out a pokey hat after her Jalfrazi.

by Kibbsy May 7, 2022

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011

Hollywood Hat

A Hollywood hat is like a thinking cap except the reverse it's a phrase which advises the person to stop thinking or rather stop overthinking. The phrase is used to describe the mindset of viewers watching movies who complain about inaccuracies or fictitious statements or events such as falling 30 feet through the air and hitting the ground unharmed.

"That would not happen in real life"
"Put your hollywood hat on it's just a movie"

by Amadeus2k8 November 11, 2009

now with hat

When something is sold as a 'new and improved' model when in reality nothing's really changed. In reference to Mr. Smithers of The Simpsons going crazy over the 'new Malibu Stacy' doll when the only difference is that she now has a hat!

Ayla: I'm going to wait until Windows 7 comes out
Krys: Yeah, Windows 'Vista - now with hat' 7

by SmokinJoe Fission February 11, 2009