The most funny, smart, pretty, and kind, girl you'll ever meet. She is a really huggable person and is way too good at Arsenal. Avery Gordon also has a really cute smile and the softest hair a person can have. She is really good person to talk to if you ever want to vent about your problems or just talk to in general because of how funny and likeable she is. Her cats Dewey and Katniss are the two most adorable creatures on planet earth that she loves with all her heart. She is a once in a lifetime experience, If you find an Avery Gordon never let her go. Her caring and understanding personality makes her a great girlfriend have.
"I met this awesome girl named Avery Gordon"
"Avery Gordon? She's a keeper for sure"
by bread and milk February 28, 2021
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Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.
Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!
by MoganB January 28, 2021
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Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.

Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."
by jansonyanson January 5, 2021
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Gordon C. Is a very unique and soul. You cannot become attached to this person as they will destroy your life. They have a major problem with drinking and has anger issues. This man whore will bang your pussy good then ghost you. He is a great fuck but when your looking for more of his throbbing double cut cock he falls off the earth. He is also known to have many children all around the world. Advise to avoid this man.
I just wanna ride Gordon C. Cocktail so bad my vag is screaming.
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"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.
"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."
by func_peepee August 4, 2019
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Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
Gordon Jillitch ate soup
by Krishna Morris October 28, 2023
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