Gabe

Part of a hive mind; befriend at your own risk.

Person 1: Why does Gabe hate me now?
Person 2: You must have hurt another Gabe, dude. You better watch out.

by Don'tBlink April 16, 2022

Gabe

An extreamely annoying person, who no one likes.

OMG your little brother is such a Gabe ugh.

by LGradek42 November 14, 2019

Gabed

When lord gaben slams you with the ban hammer.

He just got gabed for using those csgo wall hacks

by isopodhoursboi May 27, 2018

gabe

a guy who is a baby

hey have you met gabe
Yea hes a baby

by Sillygirlscout April 26, 2022

gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Gabe

One egg ass mf who is cute sometimes and like pussy and tits and ass and anything sexual tbh. also likes personality of people the most.

Gabe likes dick in the pssy

by Jordan’s daddy December 25, 2021

Gabe

Gabe Is a babe. Gabes are usually unrealistically attractive and most defiantly dyslexic. Gabes often have great personalities that are unbeatable by others. Gabes hold the characteristics that others lack in themselves and fill in the cracks of the people around them. Gabes make great partners despite their total lack of confidence to talk to the girl they like. Gabes have the cuteness of puppies and the charm of a diamond. Gabes, once again, are babes.

Person 1: Is that Gabe?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a babe.

by the man from state farm July 24, 2020