by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017
Get the Fuck Me Backwards With A Spoonmug. by Pikkled_ginger February 17, 2019
Get the Fuck me plsmug. a new shade of red, described by Nelson DeMille in his book The Gold Coast, that is preferred as a dress color by some sexy drop-dead gorgeous female anchorwomen who surreptitiously flirt with their male counterparts
some anchorwomen use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred method of manipulation, not only against their male counterparts but also among their interviewees
by Sexydimma September 28, 2015
Get the sexy fuck-me redmug. by KelsTheMitch April 12, 2008
Get the Come Fuck Me Linesmug. My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!
by SusanCole December 1, 2013
Get the fuck me up a treemug. 1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
Get the Fuck me like a monkeymug. When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017
Get the Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssstmug.