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Fortnite

Fortnite is a popular game umos't extroverts and virgins alike. People who like Fortnite aren't bad people but they usually are very annoying and you find them very difficult to hang around because they only talk about Fortnite. All Fortnite players are virgins. If one of your friends every posts a Fortnite win on his story, you can tell him he just added an extra 14 years of virginity (at least).

Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.
Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*

Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).
by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

The game that will die on October 12.
John: Wanna play Fortnite?
Johnny: No I just got COD.
by Guav July 26, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

A popular battle royale game that makes all of it's money from autistic 13 year old's that use mommy's credit card to buy cosmetics with no in-game advantage.
Yo what's up bro? Wanna play Fortnite and get these dubs?
by SpeedytubeHD March 16, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

Do I have permission to shoot the child wearing the fortnite costume?
by SumoBoii October 24, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

fortnite

that fucking cartoon game where players jump off a flying blue van in the sky with a parachute. The game is mostly dominated by some guy named ninja who apparently has Ligma, and some kids with autism. And sadly the game probably won't go away until some new crap is released like minecraft 2 or some shitty roblox remix game for the autism kids. For now just hold on.
-AUTISM SQUEALING- I was pLayIng FortNitE the OthEr dAY anD gOT 2o KiLls, oMg. I aLso mEt tHis dUde nAmed NinJA u KnoW.
by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018
mugGet the fortnitemug.

Fortnite

A fucking stupid game that everyone breaks their controller playing.

Laggy Game

You die of Ligma Like Ninja for Raging too hard
Ninja Raged On Fortnite
by FaZe N1NJ4 February 22, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

a simple way to roast someone if they are a virgin and a disappoint to society. it’s a good way to really grind someone’s gears because fortnite is a terrible game that has driven society to the ground
your such a fortnite
by helpmedadiscoming April 17, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

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