flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

bong flu

the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group

"Yo are you coming out tonight?"

"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."

by Cheif Queef November 28, 2016

pussy flu

Wheb reichert is a rookie and doesn't know what to do with a girl

Reichert got pussy flu after not pleasing his girl

by Big Baxter October 11, 2016

pussy flu

when you suck too much pussy or ur pussy isn't sucked enough

omg he has pussy flu!!

by ast3r1aa November 14, 2021

Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.

Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris

by Hartw3ll22 February 9, 2018

California Flu

AIDS

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.

by the eyeball May 15, 2017

Corona Flu

The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.

Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu

by pbids February 3, 2020