Appalachian Flu

The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.

"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped April 24, 2019

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Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.

Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."

by The Schwerper December 22, 2017

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bong flu

the sickness that one acquires when sharing a joint, pipe, bong, or any other smoking appliance with a group

"Yo are you coming out tonight?"

"Nah sorry, I got a came down with a wicked case of bong flu last night at the hotbox."

by Cheif Queef November 28, 2016

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Ship-flu

A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping

Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"

Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"

by W. Butterfly September 20, 2020

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Stupid Flu

When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.

Did you catch the stupid flu or something?

Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.

*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.

by afroazn March 17, 2011

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