fetus pusher

n. a penis so long that it easily reaches the cervix, even passing through in to the uterus.

Mike's a fetus pusher, God I'm in pain.

by Harriet23 March 02, 2011

dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.

Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.

by mlhiss March 19, 2020

YEETUS THAT FUCKING FETUS

When you wanna add that tang like a big booty calli girl when you yeet something

did you see Alex Yeetus that fucking fetus the other day?

by Oofy Oofer January 28, 2019

Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

by RubberDuckEater69 October 28, 2019

Fetus Burglar

A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.

Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"

Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"

Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."

by Fetus_Burglar March 09, 2016

uwu little fetus baby

Something one of my discord friend once has called me

Person 1: I thought you were an uwu little fetus baby
Person 2: I'm 17 tho??? Gonna be 18???

by January 22, 2023

Sugar fetus

Someone who looks like a fetus living in the closet and try to get a sugar daddy/mommy.

Have you seen her trying to get a sugar daddy online?
She looks like fetus and never come out of her closet
She doesn't look like someone anyway
Some guys will like to feed her like a fetus
She is sugar fetus

by Goodchild July 16, 2016