Colorado Bulldog

Alcoholic drink made by mixing Ensure and vodka.

We visited my Grandpa yesterday at the nursing home and he was hammered off Colorado Bulldogs.

by s-dawg7 October 16, 2010

Colorado radler

A delicious beverage comprised of at least 2/3 Coors (light or banquet) and either cider or sour beer.

It was a hot day out already out and the kids were screaming at the top of their lungs. Joe knew he would need a few Colorado radlers to get his morning off to a strong start.

by ChrisDaRing January 1, 2021

colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

Colorado Snowblow

Giving a blow job and blowing snow.

It was snowing and Samantha was horny so she gave me a Colorado snowblow

by blueschwanz13 October 9, 2015