Clarted

Clapped and retarded

Yo have you seen Natalie Portman. She’s so clarted

by Peter bread 69 September 15, 2022

clarted

when someone slapped you hard on the face

kiss or slap

slap

go on then

omg you clarted my jaw off

by iltass September 24, 2022

Calaty

Meaning Saskatchewan

Let’s go to calaty

by dequaris Jamal Jackson the 3rd December 24, 2022

clapter

Synonym for "applause"

The audience roared with clapter after I took my final bow

by urbandictionarynewb:/ January 23, 2023

clapter

The eruption of applause, similar to the term "laughter". invented by prolific writer "Andrew Cunningham" on YouTube for his magnum opus, ELEKTIONTRÜCKUNG. this word has been compared to those stemming from the works of Shakespeare.

"The crowd seemed too dumbfounded to generate so much as an embarrassed cough. Then, slowly, a smattering of clapter."'

by Wowitscool February 5, 2023

clapter

What the audience gives a comedian who's not actually funny, but says things they agree the f*** out of.

"He's not funny, but he's good at getting clapter."

by Mr Babbage May 5, 2023

clapton

when you're so baked that your last name turns into clapton.
(being clapped outta your mind)

Bro, i'm so blazed i'm (name) clapton

by BlazedLord2k May 16, 2023