Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021

Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016

Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.

Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.

by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014

Chocolate Popout

Its when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick.

Jack was pounding Jane in the ass when all of a sudden he felt a warm sensation on his penis. when he pulled it out he saw a shit covered his dick.

"Damn it a chocolate Popout."

by JPrice1 July 25, 2009

Shot-Chocolate

When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.

"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"

"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"

by Redcon P February 18, 2009

Thot Chocolate

When you eat ass at a one night stand on a cold winter's night

Did you hear that Myia got some Thot Chocolate last night?

by Leenalemons September 15, 2019

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020