callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
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This Callum can be rude and will always hangout with the wrong people. He will gain your trust, and stab you in the back. He always apologizes, but dose stuff again. There the acting type, which can be fun. Callum s’s are the Sharpay type. But can also be a leader. Callum S’s are not meant for everyone but for some people make a good friend.
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