Brandon

Top shagger

Brandon is a top shagger

by Soulja boy 123 March 12, 2019

Brandon

That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.

"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"

by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019

Brandon

Guy who is whipped af

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.

by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is most likely a bisexual who loves taking penis up the butt. He probably has a girlfriend to cover how gay he actually is.

Brandon is a homosexual

by Brandon meme September 5, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.

Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"

by unknown facts! September 7, 2019

Brandon

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up

Damn fuckin Brandon!

by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016

Brandon

Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.

Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia

by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019