by Ass blasternaught February 15, 2018

by Wilcocinco March 7, 2015

by Author of Crack Blast May 2, 2021

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy
Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.
by Rickzilla June 10, 2015

A beer with high alcohol content that tempts Hatian men into sailing the stormy seas as a butt pirate.
by Anonimato October 19, 2017

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.
by The Dirty October 2, 2012

Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”
by Kindgenius August 30, 2020
