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bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
by Gibblits June 4, 2018
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Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.
John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.
by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022
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Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.
Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.
by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017
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imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.
John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.
by wordempire June 16, 2014
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Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.
Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019
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bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.
My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome
by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011
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bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.
i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....
by somone123 September 5, 2012
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