A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.
Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.
by Professor Griff January 30, 2009

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

by Mylo300 April 7, 2024

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.
by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024

by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022

Your bathroom bro is someone you meet inside a public restroom, usually one of the two of you needs something the other has.
Dude: my toilet stall was out of paper, but my bathroom bro in the next door stall tossed his under.
by SpanktheMonky June 24, 2017
