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bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.
Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.
by Professor Griff January 30, 2009
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Bathroom Effect

A psychological phenomenon named the bathroom effect where individuals release immoral desires due to the fact they cannot be seen nor punished by anyone. (I.e.- broken bathrooms)
Person 1: Why do people like breaking things in the bathroom so much.
Person 2: Well it’s due to the Bathroom Effect.
by HillwoodBathrooms August 2, 2022
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bathroom creatine

One I started using bathroom creatine my gains in the gym quadrupled innone month.
by WolfDale February 22, 2023
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The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.
Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.
by tain london December 25, 2022
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Concert bathroom slut

When a women walks into the guy’s bathroom during a concert show just to give out free blow jobs and hand jobs
Friend #1: hey.. have you guys seen Chasity?

Friend #2: ugh.. I told you not to bring her.. she never watches the show.. you can find her in the guys bathroom… ALWAYS

Friend#1: yeah.. that chastity.. she is such a concert bathroom slut

Friend#2: yeah.. haha
by Jajajonny August 20, 2022
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public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.
When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.
by jissel69420 February 25, 2022
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