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bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.
Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.
by Professor Griff January 30, 2009
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the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
do you wanna go to the nichols mitchel hall locker girls bathrooms and smoke a joint?
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021
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Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.
I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.
by 367 September 29, 2018
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Hardy's bathroom

When you take a giant crap when you have the fucking stomach bug. Then, you get told that you killled the bathroom.
person 1: are you ok?

person 2: no. i just took a Hardy's Bathroom lmao
by hardys bathroom December 31, 2019
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Bathroom Effect

A psychological phenomenon named the bathroom effect where individuals release immoral desires due to the fact they cannot be seen nor punished by anyone. (I.e.- broken bathrooms)
Person 1: Why do people like breaking things in the bathroom so much.
Person 2: Well it’s due to the Bathroom Effect.
by HillwoodBathrooms August 2, 2022
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bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.
Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.
by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020
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