Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.

"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"

by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Male Parent

Built: Different

Who's that?
Damb, that's Male Parent

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021

Burst Parenting

A parenting method with a mostly negative connotation. The parent ignores the child completely, acting like they don't exist until one small issue arises that is forced upon them by someone else and then the parent bursts into action, usually an over-reaction, until the issue is resolved. Afterwords, returning to their comatose parenting state.

Did you see that woman over-react when that man told her what her child did to him? She must subscribe to the burst parenting method

by basspumpkins April 8, 2010

Parent Complex

The feeling that you have to be right no matter what. People with a Parent Complex feel like the only way to win an argument is to make sure that the other person always walks away dissatisfied.

Dude, I think Stacy has a Parent Complex.

by ThatOneControversy October 3, 2020

Alex Parent

Someone who has the worst opinions when it comes to anything

Alex Parent the n64 is not a good purchase

by GeckoGamer91 October 17, 2020

parental panpipes

When your elderly relatives stay and you hear a long reverberating silentish note from the bathroom.

"oh I think I can hear the magical sounds of the parental panpipes".

by twistedinferno October 9, 2023