Albert

A man who likes Cherry Icees and studies theology

Man, that dude at Subway yesterday was such an Albert.

by James Bonnet October 9, 2020

Victor Joseph Mignogna and Klayton Albert: The First Juvenile Re;ease.

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Person 343: Victor Joseph Mignogna and Klayton Albert: The First Juvenile Re;ease.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Albert

Camper; noun. A person who likes to stay still in one spot till the end of a foreseen event. Could not be deterred, regardless of k/d ration in-game . Tends to go by el ladykiller42 on domination and free for all.

Effin' Albert!!!!!
Yo, stop camping albert and start shooting, you camper!!

by Elcoolaxis84 November 24, 2021

Pulling a Albert

To repeat something someone had just said like the great Albert Einstein

He's pulling a Albert repeating a joke I just told

by 1234abd October 13, 2023

Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.

,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘

by Bella_101 November 25, 2021

albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them

Why did you Albert my computer?

by help28 August 17, 2022

Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019