Fuck a Knight Day

August 15th is a International Fuck-A-Knight Day. Its that time of the year to help our Local Knight BFs to let off some steam they keep in that armor~ Make sure not to hold back, they're built to endure~

Guy 1: "Hey dude, tomorrow's fuck a knight day"

Knight: "Oh I cant wait sire~"

by DaKingKnight July 21, 2023

National be a dick day

Every Monday-Wednesday is be a dick day

Me: you suck

Someone: why'd you say that???

Me: it's national be a dick day

by TxK4ever April 12, 2019

National go on a date day

October 16th is National go on a date day. does it matter with; who does it how just go on a date!!!

National go on a date day is the best

by The mr. Nobody October 15, 2019

National hug a dumbass day

August 17th is national hug a dumbass, that's all you need to know

:D) smiley with a double chin
Have fun on national hug a dumbass day

by Loki's Lover November 14, 2019

National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29

Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020

Give your girlfriend a sweater day

On March 9th you have to give your girlfriend a sweater. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.

Hey it’s october 28th which means it’s national give your girlfriend a sweater day!💖🥰

by Evelyn_lovesgio March 8, 2020

national kiss a teacher day

december 1st is kiss a teacher day! pucker up!

person 1: hey did u hear it’s national kiss a teacher day?
person 2: yeah! i call dibs on the english teacher!
person 1: aweh no fair!!!!!

by mrhillisdaddy37738273 November 20, 2020