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sitting on tha toliet

a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet
by megs10101 December 11, 2009
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Sit and Spinach Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that's topped with spinach
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sit and Spinach Burger, it's served with spinach!"
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sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.
I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013
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Jamaican Belly Sit

When sitting upon girls belly, stoned, and ready to release your baby batter, you blast upwards towards her breasts and neck/face
Man, I was so baked last night that I pulled out and did the Jamaican Belly Sit and blew the baby batter all over the underside of her neck
by horncusker August 11, 2008
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Sit on my face

The annoying habit of a kitty.
Damn it cat, don't sit on my face! I can't breathe.
by ZPhallusY July 28, 2010
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german sit up

A german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick)and ask him if he can do a german sit up. If he says "yea i can" tell him to lay down, blind-fold the kid and hold his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
Todd:" Lets make Robby do a german sit up"
Jack:" Dude, thats messed up... LETS DO IT"
by cody_2012 February 13, 2008
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sit n grit

When two or more friends sit down to have a cigarette and talk about their day or a recent experience they would like to share with others.
Ryne: Where yat?
Mike: On my way home.
Ryne: Sit n grit when you get here?
Mike: Downnn. I gotta tell you what happened at the cabin.
Ryne: Good shit. Dude last night was sic, i wish you were there, but ill tell you when you get here.
Mike: Fersurre. 5 mins
Ryne: Chillen.
by Secretstyle April 20, 2009
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