Coco Melon(n)ing

From the cultural term Coco Melon baby (noun); the act of viewing media as a means of a soporific or sleep aid

2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep

I'm Coco Melon(n)ing this YouTube video since I can't fall asleep otherwise.

by EEEEamon January 27, 2023

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape

1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!

by skoooping September 6, 2020

Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.

captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_

by captia_melon February 8, 2025

Nathan Melon

gae homo sexual kid who likes to be a man hoe he is just weird and quuer

Nathan Melon

by jsidfiuosdhfhiusdfiuhsiduf June 18, 2019

Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart

Omg that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023