May 5th

National t*tty pics day

Bro she sent me tits it’s may 5th

by Erin jones May 4, 2022

May 5th

National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!

It's may 5th! You know what that means!

by FlyingMonkey079 May 5, 2024

5th Jebendia

One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025

May 5th

show brandon your titties (specifically after school)

it’s may 5th today 😛

by Ball2zero May 4, 2022

August 5th

August 5th is fuck a femboy day! Fuck your favorite femboy and tell him you love him! 😏

Guy 1: Yo dude, it's fuck a femboy day on August 5th!

Femboy: I can't wait!

by asghjdjhajhw August 3, 2022

March 5th

Huh you’re crush or gf/bf from behind

Girl:*hugs from behind*
Boy:why did you hug me?
Girl:it’s march 5th

by XxyourhotgfxX November 4, 2021

November 5th

STAB ALL YOUR SHORT FRIENDS!!!!!! THEY DONT NEED TO LIVE IF THEY SHORT

short friend *dies*
short guy walking by : "Why did u stab him?"
Me: "Its November 5th"
short guy walking : "Oh ok" *dies*

by MINECRAFT GUY 69,420 November 4, 2019