Red tuesday

The Tuesday before Valentine's Day when your significant other is most likely to break up with you before the holiday.

Tomorrow is Red Tuesday I guess I should break up with him before Vday comes instead of after.

by glamqueen September 22, 2016

red kind

Red kool-aid flavors such as fruit punch, cherry and strawberry, referred to by coons as 'red kind'

Tyrone: "Yo shaniqua i jus made some kool-aid you want some?"

Shaniqua: "what kind is it?"

Tyrone: "Red kind "

Shaniqua: "Sho nuff"

by NiiZZY March 2, 2008

Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.

by Modifier September 2, 2013

red tire

The state of ones sphincter after intense and satisfying anal sex

Sasha: So how did that Tinder date go last night?
Jaclyn: Girl, I've got such a fat red tire, I'm starting to think I was on a Grindr date.

by chinese boyfriend June 2, 2021

Broke Red

Angry southern rant, often followed by violence and a trip to the emergency room.

That sum' bitch said Dale Earnhardt could't win, so I took off my shirt an' broke red on his ass.

by Cefwyn October 20, 2011

Red Mangus

A scrumptious cafè serving savory smoothie flavors and recovery shakes.

I needed a Chicken-69 smoothie from Red Mangus after that IM practice.

by RedMangusEmployee October 19, 2021

Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018