December 7

National fuck your best friend day.

person 1: Hey bestie, wanna fuck
person 2: what-!? no, why!?
person 1: It's December 7th

by whoischaos December 7, 2021

No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

December

After October and November, December comes hitting with grab and slap ass month

Person 1: did u just slap and grab my ass!?
Person 2: ITS okay, iTs Slap AND Grab ass month in December

by Grabetisvaggeti November 19, 2019

December 21st Day

Today is buy your Croatian friend a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: I like you so much, we’re such good friends.

Croatian Person: Well if we’re such good friends, you should buy me a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.

Person 1: What? Why? That’s too much money.

Croatian Person. Well, it’s December 21st Day! You have too. Or it’s racist.

by Dr.Montgomery December 20, 2022

December

Grab his Dick December

A month where you can grab your mans or your boy beat friends dick good luck😜

Friend1: Omdss it’s December there is nothing interesting happening

Friend2: Yes, there is, it’s Grab his dick December

Friend1: OH YESS😜😜

by WALLAD❤️ October 1, 2020

January - December

Ask your crush out!

Cmon boys you got this I believe in you.

January - December
E.g,

P1) will you go out with me?

P2) Oh yes P1 I love you!

by ghyvy December 5, 2020

December 13

The day you give your ex another chance.

Will: “ Can you please give me another chance”
Will’s Ex: “ No”
Will: “But you have to it December 13th”
Will’s Ex: “Alright fine”

by Dr. Cupid: Doctor of Love! December 12, 2020