National Send Soapy Tits Pic Day

The perfect day to send some lovely soapy boobsta piccaroonies to a loved one.

Bro: Dude...why did you send me photos of you in the shower?
Dude: Cause bro, its march first, duh.
Bro: what?
Dude: national send soapy tits pic day.

by lovewizard March 1, 2025

Tit for tat

Doing something petty and the other person doing something pettier to see who is the pettiest !

Sasha: Hey girl I hooked up with your boyfriend last night

Miranda : oh that’s funny because I was with your dad !
Sasha: I see you trying to go tit for tat ! Let me call your grandpa!

by Lacenderlove July 3, 2024

America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.

It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.

by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits

johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”

by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020

Mctaco Tits

America's 45th and 47th president. A senile, ragged old bag of dried up smelly leather who needs to learn when to keep its mouth shut.

"Hey, you heard what orange man said on the news today?"

"Oh, you mean mr. Mctaco tits?"

by patriquito October 4, 2025

gettin tits

To get fucked up from drugs or alcohol.

a new word used by teens to let their friends know that they have been doing drugs or drinking a lot of liquor.

started in Michigan.

Bro we are gettin tits tonight.
Omg im so tits right now.
That movie was so much better after gettin tits.

by money matt89 January 23, 2009