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totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.
Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023
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Poop

A word that 1st Graders use as humor.
(Kid sees chocolate)
"Look, Poop!"
"Hahahaha! So funny!"
by InJKDLHDny8 February 24, 2023
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poop stamp

When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.
Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.
by too tired lol October 12, 2023
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Werewolf poop

When you have to push a deuce out so hard that it feels so painful that it’s like your turning into a werewolf. The poop it’s self is also huge enough to clog a toilet and it almost looks like it was layed by a werewolf
Yesterday, I had to push out a painful werewolf poop.
by Seriouslywhohasthatname October 19, 2023
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poop pee

by anonymous October 23, 2023
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poop clapping

shitting into your hands and then clapping aggressively
person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night
by bug juice October 23, 2023
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poop job

when someone eats the feces of their partner
I did a good poop job
by sploogeleakage October 24, 2023
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