John

A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked

I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .

by #batsoup March 17, 2020

James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!

Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."

by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019

John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022

John

A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends

boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.

by Mr. Monke MAn May 14, 2021

John Syndrome

John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.

Get the fuck outta there, he has John Syndrome!

by Cowfoodi October 17, 2023

John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023

Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.

Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020